Swift Justice

The nickname of the boy that hasnt gotten laid in 18 months.

We like to call him re-virgin
We could have had 2 kids in the the time span of the last time hes gotten laid.
He likes boys.

Damn bro, its been a while since Kyles gotten laid. We have to deliver the Swift Justice on his ass.

by Kyle Flanders October 19, 2008

A Swift

By alluding to a faux-pas made by a famous person, you unknowingly give that person a popularity boost.

"Did you see the MTV Video Awards the other night?"
"Yeah, did you see what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift?"
"Oh, man, don't even. You are totally trying to sell me a Swift."

by skayrlae September 16, 2009

tater swift

Attempting to persuade a member of the same sex to have a sexual encounter with you.

I believe that gentleman in the sauna was trying to tater swift me.

by The Potts November 23, 2012

Taylor Swift

Great gowns, beautiful gowns.

When asked by an interviewer for her opinion of Taylor Swift, Aretha Franklin simply stated, "Great gowns, beautiful gowns."

by lawschoolsucks March 1, 2021

Taylor Swift

An American girl/lady who doesn't know how to sing and uses a lot of auto tune and she thinks she can sing, she mostly writes songs about her ex-boyfriends, and cry about it all day.

Dude, you see that whore? She's such a Taylor Swift!.
Eww, she's a Taylor Swift stay away from her.
Stay away you demonic Taylor, or else I'll perish you with holy water.

by Godofthanos January 9, 2022

Deaf Taylor Swift

The deaf girl from Scream Queens that loves Taylor Swift

Deaf Taylor Swift just got her head mowed off

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

Phil swift

A horrible dark being that should be brought down. The true face of darkness.
Inventor of flex tape, if he is not stopped then there will be nothing left.... or right

Person1: “I sure do like Phil swift”
Person2: “No don’t you remember, he’s bad”
Person1: “oh yeah! Screw that guy”

by TUCOPAP leader October 18, 2018