rachel

the coolest person in the whole wide world

rachel is the coolest and best person in the whole wide world

by woahahahahahha November 23, 2021

Rachel

Oh nooo. So i guess you found it. Hmmm, lemme see. I don’t even know where to start. If you ever come across a rachel. Just know, they have large foreheads. Very stubborn in a way and HATE repeating things. She’s very shy, but once you get to know her you’ll realize she’s super sweet, caring, thoughtful, can sing, she’ll probably make fun of you a little bit but it’s okay idc, and good to talk to. Okay so like u know how u talk to someone too long and u start to get bored? With Rachel, it’s different. You could talk to her forever. Or like I could. Idk bout you. But ANYWAYSSSS . Rachels love to eat. She loves fruits with lime juice on them. (Delicious btw) She loves to eat. So ofc you know she throws it down in the kitchen too. Yoooo. She can throw it back too, shiii ;). But aye. There’s so much more I could say about her. But all imma say is, if you find a Rachel like mine (u won’t) U best believe you’re gonna get jealous a lil bit. I mean she’s gorgeous. How can u not? But on some rs tho. If you do (u won’t) treat her right, keep her by your side u won’t find anyone like her. <3 sb

Rachel you better relaxxxx

by vishnu_samesh69 May 17, 2022

Rachel

Rachel is one of the kindest people you could meet, she’s caring and kind and will do anything to make you smile, but if you piss her off she will turn into a crazy demon bitch and will pull your eyes out and eat your organs.

She’s so badass i wish i was a rachel.

by Savormika November 24, 2021

Rachel

W RIZZ

Me: Rachel has W RIZZ.
Person with no rizz: ya I wish I was her she gets all the lads

by Shanice please February 9, 2023

A lifetime with Rachel Jones

An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.

DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!

by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025

Rachel

in my basement, basically my hostage.

Annie, did you kidnap Rachel?

by 5irgjaeoigu8erq0g9ipjkneabhiug February 5, 2021

rachel

a big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch who took me off the motherfucking schedule with her trifflin dirty white racist ass bitch with the oompa loompa fucking body

“this is for *rachel * you big dar white bitch...”

by lissyyoyo January 18, 2020