r/teenagers

Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:

- Selfies

- Losing their viginity

- Posts asking for someone to DM them

- Anti-vaping posts

- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to

- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"

- "Number game" posts

**List is not exhaustive

Babe wake up: Another anit-vaping post on r/teenagers!

by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022

Yimtinto P.R. Syndrome

A disease caused by the lack of one kidney for a prolonged time, usually pared with a week immune system. It can cause severe hives, brittle bones, excessive swelling, and loss of hair. The name itself was coined by Dr. Jimmy Yimtinto, and it was named after Jimmy’s brother, Hil-Bratcher Yimtinto, who first (on record) contracted the disease. The “P.R.” stands for Proactive Retonement. So this disease is the Yimtinto Proactive Retonement Syndrome.

I’m so sorry for your mother contracting Yimtinto P.R. Syndrome.

by Genomenreu DDD April 1, 2023

B.E.E.R. Party

A new political Party with the intent of making the President and Congress realize they are running a champagne Govt. on a water budget...
We believe that life can be lived and supported sufficiently, efficiently, and peacefully by abiding by the "Beer Lifestyle on a Beer Budget" adage!!!!

Disenchanted by all the in-fighting and destruction caused by the current political parties; A small band of Americans formed The B.E.E.R. Party to reignite the fire of democracy that has been quelled by modern day politicians such as libtards, repukes, and polidiots alike...

by The B.E.E.R. Party April 8, 2010

f•e•a•r

Forget Everything And Run, or Face Everything And Rise. The choice is yours.

F•E•A•R

by Papayakiwisneklover February 5, 2019

S.A.H.R.A.C.

save a horse ride a cowboy

i’d definitely S.A.H.R.A.C.
what does SAHRAC mean?
Save a horse ride a cowboy

by couldn’t be me March 9, 2021

B.I.S.T.R.N.

text short hand for Bro I'm so trippa right now . A phrase used when you have become useless

B.I.S.T.R.N....bro...Im soooo trippa right now, I couldn't fix my dj controller effect knob, so I threw it against the wall and destroyed the entire thing .

by Darkcide March 18, 2022

W-I-E-N-E-R

W-hen the person you want to hang out with can’t hang out and all you’re doing

I-s laying in bed all day because they can’t hang out or they don’t want to hang out and your overthinking

E-verything because you think that they hate you because they might because You

N-ever know and

E-very little thing is making you mad because same
R-ight now which means that person is a wiener.

He’s such a W-I-E-N-E-R

by He’sawiener February 27, 2020