When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.
A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
by Covido February 04, 2022
Losing one's sex drive to someone attractive before a party in order to not do anything sexual with an unattractive person(s) at the party.
When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).
When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).
Rick: I 'eard Chantelle was going to the party at the Chalk, so I'm gunna have a pre party pinch with the babe next door before I go.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.
by Christov Jamacia October 19, 2010
When someone has a close friend or significant other they simply can not hang without. It's hard to invite just one without upsetting either of the two.
Person1: "Hey man, want to invite Chris to the casino with us?"
Person2:"He probably won't enjoy himself if Jacob isn't invited too. They're a pre-packaged deal".
Person2:"He probably won't enjoy himself if Jacob isn't invited too. They're a pre-packaged deal".
by skwz February 15, 2012
That feeling you get when it’s so cold outside that your stomach starts to hurt and you have to poop really badly.
I have the pre-poop chills and I’m very scared I might let this load out before the bus gets to school.
by PardonMySuccess December 11, 2018
Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
by Momo Mayes June 22, 2007
Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
by DopeVision April 06, 2022
The act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. The Pre-race Dump (PRD for short) is an essential part of any smart racer's routine.
"There is absolutely no way that I will lost this race after that PRD"
"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."
"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."
by BeulahBeast February 28, 2012