To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017
Get the Hawaiian pork pokemug. A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.
by ku1a5 December 20, 2024
Get the John Pork Crashoutmug. Man 1: twust that general pork guy is a fat bastard
Man2: innit twust Mcdonalds sold out for the first time because of him
Man2: innit twust Mcdonalds sold out for the first time because of him
by the biggest bird 69 April 24, 2023
Get the General Porkmug. by Buttmoobs August 11, 2024
Get the Porkingmug. Where you shove your finger up yout arshole and the put it in you japseye then pull it out and like your finger
by Jim shit pork May 4, 2018
Get the shit porkmug. Someone or something Anti Casual, with a problem eating pork and a yapping problem....and probably your nickname in highschool.
"Looks like good ol pork rub is coming to Christmas this year, what should we get her?"
"Redbull and ham!"
"Redbull and ham!"
by Jrflash2005 December 15, 2024
Get the Pork Rubmug.