Peter Pan

Verb - When someone jumps out of a high window with no regard for safety.

This guy today in Crown Heights did a Peter Pan out of a 20 story window splattering himself all over the street.

by NJPRNVA November 1, 2014

The Touch of Peter

(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch

(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch

(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)

Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!

by ROFLCOPTER007 July 7, 2009

peter-inlaw

when you and your friends have sex with the same girl.

im glad i did'nt have sex with her then i would be peter-inlaws with half the damn town

by septicwater February 4, 2010

Peter Bounce

In the game of golf, a shot whose consequent bounce(s) results in the shot being better than it should have rightly been.

Golf spectator: Aww man that was such a peter bounce, it should've gone way past the green!

Golfer: Nahh man I played for it

by Pippington June 21, 2010

Peter Parker

When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).

My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.

by Azzazicc May 16, 2016

peter poisoning

a girl who is pregnant

she has peter poisoning

by garry April 5, 2004

peter pan

1. Any man who refuses to grow up and accept his responsibilities.

2. Gay slang for a middle-aged or older gay man who refuses to grow up emotionally, chases after younger men and usually wears Abercrombie & Fitch and 2(x)ist tighty whities.

1. Get real! Your PlayStation playing, no job havin', weed smokn' boyfriend is never going to ask you to marry him.

2. I like Ted, but he's 43 and he's never had a real boyfriend. Either he's a circuit queen, a whore or a Peter Pan.

by dancingqueen March 7, 2005