the one at the gym that can bench press 5000 lbs and expects you to do the same even though you never lifted anything heavier than a wii controler. she stands over you yelling "one more! come on you whimpy little wuss! quit crying and lift that! it's only 5 lbs!" You thought you wanted to get into shape but she is making your life an achey hell and now you're so sore it hurts to breathe! she also wants you to run for half an hour and you can't even run from the sofa to the fridge without wheezing because of smoking 5 packs a day and drinking a 12 pack of BudLite for each meal.
"I really want to meet you on xbox live but I can't get up and turn it on cuz my personal trainer worked me over really good 3 days ago. I almost couldn't pick up the phone to answer your call I hurt so bad! Hey, buy the way, can you come over for a bit with some BudLite and feed me cuz I can't make it into the kitchen I hurt so bad."
by i'mamynotami April 13, 2008
Get the personal trainermug. by Nintendo220 November 11, 2010
Get the Personal Librarymug. Pretty much the same as a Fuckboy, however we cannot generalise to male sexual identification and thus the more politically correct term is Fuck Person.
Person 1: Jeez that guy in the furry costume is such a Fuckboy.
Person 2: Dude, you can't generalise like that. He sexually identifies herself as a Transgender Squirrellkin bisexual.
Person 1: Sorry man, my bad. That thing in the furry costume is such a Fuck Person.
Person 2: I agree.
Person 2: Dude, you can't generalise like that. He sexually identifies herself as a Transgender Squirrellkin bisexual.
Person 1: Sorry man, my bad. That thing in the furry costume is such a Fuck Person.
Person 2: I agree.
by Hot Wings January 9, 2016
Get the Fuck Personmug. by pablo024 January 1, 2009
Get the Mr. Personalitymug. Person 1 x Person 2: Questioning Love. (Ft. Person 3-10)
Person 1: I love ya!
Person 2: ... we are literally faceless, formless, and nameless entities.
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ... fine... I love you two.
Person 1: thanks!
Person 3: .... What the fuck?!?!
Person 4: my question is what are our genders?
Person 6: *covered in blood* I killed person 5.
Person 7: I think we are constantly changing gender depending on the prompt we are given.
Person 8: are we gonna Ignore what Person 6 said?
Person 1-7(except for Person 5): SHUT UP PERSON 8!
Person 5's ghost: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK PERSON 8!
Person 10: How the fuck did a ship go to... what ever the fuck this has become?
Person 8: I have no idea.
Person : #%$@$@$%@%@%/×%+.
Person 10: thanks for your input Person .
Person 1: I love ya!
Person 2: ... we are literally faceless, formless, and nameless entities.
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ... fine... I love you two.
Person 1: thanks!
Person 3: .... What the fuck?!?!
Person 4: my question is what are our genders?
Person 6: *covered in blood* I killed person 5.
Person 7: I think we are constantly changing gender depending on the prompt we are given.
Person 8: are we gonna Ignore what Person 6 said?
Person 1-7(except for Person 5): SHUT UP PERSON 8!
Person 5's ghost: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK PERSON 8!
Person 10: How the fuck did a ship go to... what ever the fuck this has become?
Person 8: I have no idea.
Person : #%$@$@$%@%@%/×%+.
Person 10: thanks for your input Person .
by Person 1 And Person 2 fan January 14, 2022
Get the Person 1 x Person 2mug. 1. The primary objective of the Civil War, both World Wars, and the Cold War. To this date, has been neither achieved nor even discovered by anyone. Virtually all little kids playing army man are somehow involved in a mission to find a Russian, whether they know it or not.
2. A guy who will become your archenemy for life if he decides that you annoy him. Most likely to hunt you down and kill you within five years of your initial offense.
3. Someone who appears to be Irish or Dutch until he or she begins to speak with a Russian accent.
2. A guy who will become your archenemy for life if he decides that you annoy him. Most likely to hunt you down and kill you within five years of your initial offense.
3. Someone who appears to be Irish or Dutch until he or she begins to speak with a Russian accent.
1. "Ana Ng and I are getting old and we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence/ Listen, Ana, hear my words; they're the ones you would think I would say if you weren't so hard to get" -tmbg
2. ASIAN PERSON: omg i like sudoku!!!1
RUSSIAN PERSON: Oh my god. Your grammar is horrible, yet you're STILL a nerd. I swear to god, I'll kill you before the sun sets.
ASIAN PERSON: lol
3. WHITE KID: I think those Irish twins just walked by. They creep me out so much.
RUSSIAN GIRL: Da?
WHITE KID: ...Those Russian twins creep me out so much. I swear, they can communicate telepathically.
2. ASIAN PERSON: omg i like sudoku!!!1
RUSSIAN PERSON: Oh my god. Your grammar is horrible, yet you're STILL a nerd. I swear to god, I'll kill you before the sun sets.
ASIAN PERSON: lol
3. WHITE KID: I think those Irish twins just walked by. They creep me out so much.
RUSSIAN GIRL: Da?
WHITE KID: ...Those Russian twins creep me out so much. I swear, they can communicate telepathically.
by Bertoffski January 11, 2008
Get the russian personmug. Every day for lunch they drinks and energy drink and eat a whole bag of chip typically bbq or salt and vinegar it is most always a girl who thinks she is attractive but looks like my moms old tampon
A Fat Person for some reason dresses in little kids skinny jeans but need a adult XXXXL. There name always starts with T, L, M, O and D
by Reeeheeeheee March 6, 2020
Get the Fat personmug.