Penis Goblin

Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!

Holy fuck bro, you smoked way too much Moroccan Hash. The Penis Goblins are coming!

by Beesechussy November 25, 2021

Parissa

Parissa is my girlfriend I love her more than anything and she is a perfect balance of beautiful, gorgeous, funny, and sweet. She is obsessive and clingy but in a good way and she would do anything to make you feel better even though she might be sad or upset. She has the prettiest brown eyes like a very pretty, silky horse fur color and sparkles like an iced tea on a hot summer day. And she is very insecure about her nose, but I think it's really cute and nice. She is a lot of work and she will be very stubborn at times but just be patient with her and its worth it. She is everything you'd need, her love language is physical touch, she plays games with you, she buys you gifts, and she gives the best hugs and kisses. She loves jigsaw puzzles, croissants, ice cream, bagels, sushi, chicken wings, coke, and pizza. She is easygoing and has a lot of personality, so if you are shy don't worry because she has enough personality to make up for the both of us. She really really cares about me and I really love her.

i love parissa:)<3

by meityler January 16, 2022

Penis Admirer

A guy that prefers beautiful cocks instead of scary vulvas.
A guy in denial of being gay.

A: Yo, you’re gay.
B: Stop calling me gay, I’m just a penis admirer!!!

by mindblowingmindblower August 30, 2022

Booze Penis

When a man has consumed so much alcohol that he cannot obtain a erection in the appropriate situations.

"Yo dude, I was going to fuck her, but then I realized I had booze penis from all that alcohol we drank."

"Shit man, I'm so drunk I can't get it up. I have booze penis."

by EndangeredSpecies09 December 28, 2009

burrito penis

Noun; to refer to a penis when it is soft much like a warm burrito

Example: His limp burrito penis did nothing to satisfy the cravings of her fish taco.

by Ahawk32 February 1, 2014

sloppy penis

Sloppy penis is a penis that is sloppy and is also know as "slippery penis". This is when the penis is so wet and slippery that it is classified as sloppy

"He has a sloppy penis"

"I'm so turned on I have a sloppy penis"

by SwagDick February 20, 2014

raisin penis

A short wrinkled black penis..

Girl ..his penis is so small it looks like a raisin.. Raisin penis with a foreskin..

by Sleevo69 March 18, 2016