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Perfect drunk

An alcohol induced coma that nearly removes all sense of awareness yet creates and maintains a blissful state of being. Complimented by the miraculous avoidance of potential social and biological hazards, this drunk cannot be sought but only stumbled into.
"I don't know what's going on, and I don't remember what I just said." - Jeremy perfect drunk
by Macro, Son, Semen, Steve January 30, 2009
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perfect girl

conforming absolutely to the description or definition of an ideal type. of the female sex

excellent or complete beyond practical or theoretical improvement. of the female sex
wow i been talking to this female and i am starting to think she is the (perfect girl) i like everything about her.

so for the last few months i was talking to Justina and i don't think shes the (perfect girl) i know it.
by mr. teddy December 4, 2011
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a perfect circle

A band I saw last thursday, with jordy white, Billy, Josh, Maynard and James Iha, Albums - mers de noms and 13th step
by Matt Renholder October 4, 2003
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Perfect Woman

The perfect woman is so beautiful and so kind that the only explanation is she must be an angel that came down from heaven to bless us all.
by RandomDude876 December 13, 2016
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Perfect Six

About the ugliest you'll go when it comes to slaying time. Usually has a sexy body with one or two major flaws.
I'm gonna fuck Sarah. She might have a ski slope nose and pepperoni nipples, but overall she's hot as fuck.

Yea dude, do it. She's a perfect six.
by reallifedefz May 16, 2016
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perfect-control

This is having the talent to be full control of a course of action that you take.
Jamie was in 'perfect-control' of her balance when she was standing on one leg as a ballerina dancer.
by shaqjama765 December 9, 2020
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Perfect Victim

Perfect victim- noun. A person who will get used and blame themselves or empathize with their abuser. Generally while in a relationship or love.
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Something I hope none of you experience first hand.
"Its obvious she's abusive to him, the worst part is whenever I talk to him, he always says its his fault ... wow... he really is a perfect victim"
by LSI. September 10, 2019
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