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Perfect drunk

An alcohol induced coma that nearly removes all sense of awareness yet creates and maintains a blissful state of being. Complimented by the miraculous avoidance of potential social and biological hazards, this drunk cannot be sought but only stumbled into.
"I don't know what's going on, and I don't remember what I just said." - Jeremy perfect drunk
by Macro, Son, Semen, Steve January 30, 2009
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perfect girl

conforming absolutely to the description or definition of an ideal type. of the female sex

excellent or complete beyond practical or theoretical improvement. of the female sex
wow i been talking to this female and i am starting to think she is the (perfect girl) i like everything about her.

so for the last few months i was talking to Justina and i don't think shes the (perfect girl) i know it.
by mr. teddy December 4, 2011
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a perfect circle

A band I saw last thursday, with jordy white, Billy, Josh, Maynard and James Iha, Albums - mers de noms and 13th step
by Matt Renholder October 4, 2003
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Perfect Woman

The perfect woman is so beautiful and so kind that the only explanation is she must be an angel that came down from heaven to bless us all.
by RandomDude876 December 13, 2016
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Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.
Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.
by but for October 25, 2017
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Perfect Little That

a phrase used by Kat Dennings in the movie Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (which was based on a book called Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist but wasn't all that accurate).
Said phrase was used to compare the classic underrated outcast girl to the classic pretty popular bitch and can be used as an alternate name to, really, any perfect and popular girl one comes across.
Norah: Caroline, the problem is that this is not gonna compete with Perfect Little That
by Jolly Ringwald April 6, 2012
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Tankis-perfected

He must be a Tankis-perfected
by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021
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