peter-inlaw

when you and your friends have sex with the same girl.

im glad i did'nt have sex with her then i would be peter-inlaws with half the damn town

by septicwater February 4, 2010

Sam peters

Fucking nonce and pedophile that touches up little vulnerable girls

NAaaaa what the fuck stop being such a sam peters u fucking weirdo,mum look its a sam peters touching up grandma!

by A victim of sam peters May 21, 2019

Peter Pan

Verb - When someone jumps out of a high window with no regard for safety.

This guy today in Crown Heights did a Peter Pan out of a 20 story window splattering himself all over the street.

by NJPRNVA November 1, 2014

Peter Parker

When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).

My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.

by Azzazicc May 16, 2016

peter poisoning

a girl who is pregnant

she has peter poisoning

by garry April 5, 2004

peter pan

1. Any man who refuses to grow up and accept his responsibilities.

2. Gay slang for a middle-aged or older gay man who refuses to grow up emotionally, chases after younger men and usually wears Abercrombie & Fitch and 2(x)ist tighty whities.

1. Get real! Your PlayStation playing, no job havin', weed smokn' boyfriend is never going to ask you to marry him.

2. I like Ted, but he's 43 and he's never had a real boyfriend. Either he's a circuit queen, a whore or a Peter Pan.

by dancingqueen March 7, 2005

Peter Pan

Giving a foot job. Massaging a penis with one's feet.

Guy#1: Yo, my girl gave me a Peter Pan last night, it was awesome!
Guy#2: Dude, you have a serious foot fetish problem!

by Pennsylvania September 30, 2009