Chain Of Command

A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.

LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?

Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.

LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.

by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023

chain-swallow

to swallow whole, or many at once

What diabetics do with Twinkies.

What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.

What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.

Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.

I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.

by WompyJaw April 19, 2014

Chained to each other Birds

A subtle euphemism to refer to rope bunny in BDSM, as a reference to the movie Rio

Hey babe, want to do Chained to each other Birds tonight? ;)

by Spixii December 29, 2024

bike chain

bad breath caused by braces

"Yo, it smells when Paul talks"
"Yeah. He got some bike chains"

by greeky81 December 5, 2017

ballanine chain

when you stick your fingers up ones asshole, then that person (the recipient of the fingers) licks the fingers, therefore licking their own asshole shit.

-Hey bro, last night i gave that girl i hooked up with a ballanine chain.

- no way

-ya, i was so hammered

by J-Weez888 December 6, 2010

chain chewing

The act of taking the gum you are chewing (presumably used up) and putting it in the wrapper of the new piece of gum you are about to consume. This repeats itself until the supply of gum is exhausted.

Man alive, I was so shook up while taking the SAT, I was chain chewing the whole time! But I gave a supervisor a piece, he said he would put in a good word for me.

by /\/\AX |-|EADROOM April 24, 2019

Just another link in my sausage chain

Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.

Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.

by Estefuny?yes August 20, 2024