national yolo day

a national holiday dedicated to yoloing (you only live once-ing) most swagbosses and swaglords have a party were they do the most swaggiest and yoloiest things possible on June 20th

Swagboss: Yeah dude! I cannot wait to show off my swag and Nike elites to all the hot ladies.

Swaglord: Bro, when will you get to show off all of that swag?
Swagboss: I will show off my swag and Nike elites on national yolo day, bro

by swagboss June 10, 2015

National Fuck Off Day

April 30th is the day where you fuck off. Pretty self explanatory. This day is directed at the people who don’t fucking stop talking. Thank you for your time.

Oh hey

It’s national fuck off day

Oh

by Mtn Dew Hat May 31, 2018

National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls

Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day

by Big dick johns September 3, 2019

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!

“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.

by mousegiraffe October 23, 2019

National give ur smallest friend a hug day

October 28th

Today is national give ur smallest friend a hug day

by CerealBoi2020 October 27, 2019

National slap a teacher day

On January 23 everyone slaps one of their teachers and then leaves the class.

person 1: did you slap Mrs.Gehle for National slap a teacher day?
Person 2: No i slapped Mr.Mikecawk

by Mikecawk January 21, 2020

National Kiss the Homies day

Go to your homies on February 28th and kiss them. It will not be considered gay

Hey Peter its national kiss the homies day

by Yes, very February 26, 2020