Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first

Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race

by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025

Secret Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.

- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is secret hobo.

by pensa_coke_cola June 3, 2024

Hidden Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.

- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is HH.
- What?
- She is Hidden Hobo .

by pensa_coke_cola June 5, 2024

Hobo Speak

it’s like a drunk bum on the street… fucked up and talking shit, mainly to themselves . Think shadow boxing alone with his shadow

He paced the sidewalk like Luke Skywalker gone rogue, spewing hobo speak—gibberish laced with fury, cursing the sky like it stole his last smoke.

by Billy Pang March 31, 2025

Hobo-hurt

Referring to a unfortunate/hurtful situation, as in the life of a hobo. It is what is, time to move on.

That relationship was all around hobo-hurt.

by CunningBubble May 19, 2025

ambo-hobo

(N) 1) a thing that is sweet deal; a steal

(V) 2) to engage in carefree, harmless tomfoolery with your homies

1)Bro, you should totally buy that Porsche ! For that’s price, that’s ambo-hobo !

2) “what’d you do this weekend?”
“Pretty chill Saturday afternoon but we ambo-hobo’d a little too hard and ended up buying matching outfits lol”

by dirty.chai June 2, 2025

Hobo hopper

A person that only hangs around someone thats homeless when they managed to get a hotel room but ad soon as its time for checkout they are off to find someone else with a room so they can repeat the cycle.

Have you noticed how so and so is real hobo hopper since they only comes around when you've got a room?

by Sj2412 August 16, 2023