Popcorn Monster

You go to the movies and buy a huge popcorn bucket for you and your girlfriend. You both go sit down in the theater and you (the male) keeps the bucket over your pants. While your girlfriend is not looking, you (the male) puts your dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket (make sure your hard), when your chick wants some popcorn, everytime she goes to get some she will fondle with your dick and when she realizes it, you will get the greatest BJ of your life.

I pulled a popcorn monster last evening, and my wifey loved me all night in bed.

by amdkenworth January 5, 2011

tree monster

ugly person
funny looking
overall OMG what it is

Jason look like a tree monster.

by ty2021 February 28, 2018

pubic monster

When the happy trail transcends the basic amount of hair and a direct continuation of the pubic hair become a living life force able to think and move on its own.

Look out! It's a PUBIC MONSTER!

by randomguy010 March 6, 2008

E MONSTER

A MONSTER IN THE E FOUNDATION

dont let the e monster breach containment again

by evanger_11 March 5, 2021

Curb Monster

Overwhelmingly ugly or nasty prostitute, usually one from a sleazier portion of a town or neighborhood. Generally, this term is used to describe a prostitute that is actually working the corner or street.

Jimmy: Have you passed 13th and Pine yet today?

Me: No, why?

Jimmy: I drove by after lunch and nearly vomited in my car, the curb monster is out during daylight!

by Binnyswaa April 11, 2011

catfood monster

a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein

"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."

by crazyjayman June 13, 2009

monster slam

1 (v.) the act of taking a huge dump (sometimes refered to as a "Mason slam").
2 (n.) a giant pile of feces.

1. Stop at the next gas station, I have to take a monster slam.
2. The monster slam clogged the bathroom toilet.

by Mason Bonar February 7, 2006