svea maria

She’s the hottest girl you know, she’s Swedish and so nice, she’s the only girl you know that can pull of sweet AND sour.

Boy: you’re hot, what’s your name?

Svea Maria: Svea Maria

Boy: marry me

Girl: you’re so nice, what’s your name?

Svea Maria: Svea Maria

Girl: please be my best friend

by AdamLovesHotGirls May 19, 2021

Santa Maria

A term reference to the Saint Maria when someone dies.... she is watching over you but now only old people say it..

Hey whatever happened to Prince

Oh Santa Maria

by B4brody December 26, 2018

Crazy Maria

Maria Chavez. Daughter of President Hugo Chavez.

American 1: Wow, Hugo Chavez is a Bastard.
American 2: Yeah, and his daughter is Crazy Maria! So Crazy And Surly!!!
American 1: Fo sho...

by Anton Igarka October 15, 2006

Jose Maria

Son of Chuck Norris and living proof that not all salsa lovers dance well.

Jose maria sings but does not dance.

by HotelLunaGrande September 7, 2016

Sila Maria Pinto

An alien originally hailing from an obscure planet in the andromeda galaxy. She is currently learning the ways of earthling life. Sila enjoys British accents, moving her nose like a bunny (one of her many talents),eating various gummy candies, and entertaining the earthlings with her awkward sense of humor. Sila is a fan of all rock music, manga, comics, anime, and discovery channel, and she also secretly worships all the furry creatures that roam the land. Sila is a very elusive creature who tends to enjoy randomly appearing in mosh pits, and is famed for appearing with words of wisdom when her earthling friends are in danger. Sila has a very wide range of very confusing moods and facial expressions the likes of which tend to confuse her surrounding earthlings. Sila can often be found looking to the sky and pondering whether the mother ship will ever come back for her. If you ever happen to run into Sila make sure to say "shlaaawapagroudumpio" and give her a hearty hug for that is her preferred greeting.

Sila Maria Pinto: *holds out a baby* is this item for consumption?

"would you look at that amazingly attractive female the complexities of her beauty are not of this world! It must be Sila Maria Pinto!"

by thatoneguythatwasinthebushes February 25, 2009

Santa Maria

Bunch-a sluts that wear push up bras to go out for lunch.
catholic bitches who got flat booties.
try to flex on Iona girls, but they are cooler and richer.

guy 1- eww lily from Santa Maria hit me up on sat
guy 2- eww flat ass

by hellyeaboi March 28, 2019

alexis maria vansciver

The girl that can change your life she is beautiful amazing and the girl that can break your heart or make you feel like that best man alive

I love you alexis maria vansciver

by Mr.babe February 12, 2018