Lazy Wolf

One of the most amazing persons someone can ever have the pleasure of knowing. Selfless, kind, all around sweetheart, always honest. To know a Lazy Wolf is to spend every day smiling nonstop and an insane amount of happiness. Someone you'd never want to lose 🩷💜

I spent my day with Lazy Wolf and had the most amazing day ever. We used a gasbag as a magic carpet!

by Snapilated April 14, 2023

lazy

Be lazy on January 13th, don’t do any school work, just sleep in class!

Teacher: Wake up!!
Student: No, it’s january 13th i wanna be lazy.

by Sam Dunkinn January 13, 2021

Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023

lazy..person..lol

lazy..person..lol is my idol

hey look its lazy..person..lol
Omg he is my idol

by Heather..the..queen..lmao January 28, 2021

love laziness

Your partner is lazy with their affections, actions, or refuse to do stuff for themselves while having the other partner do it for them.

1: I don't know, man. He's not doing anything with me and when we do hang out, he just asks me to get him stuff.
2: Oh, I see. He's got love laziness.

by Bluejones December 10, 2022

lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 5, 2022

lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.

last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.

by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022