Joey

Joey is a your local drug smuggler. He hates all race’s except white, he loves to beat hookers and prey on dead women. If you’re a women be cautious of this Joey variant he lurks at night and will attack you.

Omg it’s a Joey! Look he’s got a pet penis!

by DookieSoop August 22, 2023

Joey

Joey is an otter-like man. He likely has small nipples but a big heart. His mom is a MILF and his big sisters trained him to be kind to women. He might be a firefighter or like an FBI person. He smells like warm fluffies. Otter fluffies to be exact. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM. He has 18 abs which he will wrap around ur head and squeeze until your brain explodes and your last words before death will be “Joey is the man”…

“Isn’t Joey so great. He’s like…super nice….AND HES HOT. so that’s good” - a direct quote from joey number 56789065’s coworkers

by Quigleyisrooroo July 28, 2023

Joey

Joey is a gay boy who doesn't eat meat and can't walk properly.
He likely has glasses and braces!

Joey I hope you die!!!!

by Juan6942069 July 7, 2022

joey khabbaz

a Joey Khabbaz is usually somebody who loves to have intimate relationships with their cars and smokes hella weed & often wears Jordan jumpsuit apparell.

that douchebag looks like a Joey Khabbaz!

by queen cunt May 9, 2016

joey ortiz

A fat guy that is a Mexican that smokes blunts in his attic while making beats

Bend joey Ortiz over

by Hsiwv May 9, 2022

joey sprite

A McDonald's Sprite with zero syrup. It is still completely carbonated and normal otherwise. This is basically a sparkling water with zero sugar.

I went to McDonald's and I ended up getting a joey sprite. I guess their syrup did not dispense.

by thatoneguywhoexists March 31, 2024

Joey

Most joeys are ginger and are most likely good at basketball, but also loves to kiss boys

Omg is that Joey

by Upstate4life2755 November 21, 2021