japped

To get fucked up by someone or something.

From the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

Dude, you got japped.

by Jack Burton October 2, 2004

Japanese Rice Bowl

A sexual term referring to the Japanese way of eating where there are two chopsticks are going into a single bowl.

Damn Bobby we did that girl so hard. I'm glad i got to Japanese rice bowl her with you.

by Kambosoup October 23, 2009

Japanese Red Light

Upon seeing a green light, the passengers of the car all dive from the moving vehicle - Thus a Japanese Redlight

"One, two, three -JAPANESE RED LIGHT"

"Fuck, I didn't jump out in time"

by ReMiJe November 9, 2009

Japhy

One who wears maroon pants for an extended period of time.
Has a ginger bowl cut, may also have mismatched shoe laces.

A generally odd person, and can also bend rules of the 'date club'

"Dude, what colour are those kids pants?"
"uh...maroon?"
"WOAH! what a japhy individual!"

"Woah dude, that ginger has a Major bowl cut"
"Thats because he's a Japhy!"

by Velociraptor6969 September 30, 2009

Japanese Dutch Oven

When someone shoves your head under the covers and lets out a huge fart after consuming large amounts of egg rolls.

If I let you stay the night you have to promise not to hit me with the japanese dutch oven

by Dutch oven queen June 24, 2010

Japanese Voyeurs

One Bad-Ass band with one beast of a lead singer :)

Wow Yolk is Badass!
What do you expect it's the Japanese Voyeurs.

by JV Maniac. July 24, 2011

Japanese Haystack

Common nickname for ramen due to its similarities to the traditional corn chip, bean and salad dish popularised by the Seventh-day Adventist movement.

“Hey, that Japanese Haystack looks delicious!”

“Oh, it’s so good. The ramen chef has been developing his recipe for years.”

by ConcernedBretheren August 29, 2020