James Platt

A sad man with no dad, he never fails to wee his bed and his pants are always brown. Volleyball Champion and disliked by many (especially mother and mohammed). Saddo who eats grass and dances on tables naked, he runs through farms fields naked like Theresa May, he is also an assistant swimming coach lmao. He throws a ball but doesnt get it back (no father ya see) and has no milk in his tea. oof. He plays Roblox for 10 hours straight and pees everywhere lmao, he also pees while doing volleyball on Tuesdays, what a ignorant little plum.

Ay look its James Platt playing volleyball, what a knob...
Imagine having no dad like James Platt...

by Jacks Father Figure July 21, 2022

james todhunter

a man who likes to gobble on dicks

hi im james todhunter

by bif tannen November 12, 2020

James Hepburn

A large spazmoidic person who thinks because they put a line in their hair we will all forget he fucked a 15 year old and got her pregnant, no ones forgetting you mong

A- "Hey man did you watch Jeremy Kyle last night"

B- "No I didn't catch it why?"

A- "Well James Hepburn was on there with his old 15 year old girlfriend wanting a dna test for his twelve children"

B- "Oh really haha"

by HepburnisaBitchboi April 8, 2019

James DAGGA

Pro Skater and he pulls chicks
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Girl 1: OMG is That James! hes so hot
Girl 2: Ikr I wish he would nollie kickflip into vag

James DAGGA pro skater

by Lebred April 8, 2021

Composing with James

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration

Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

by jhakiygsbksjs March 28, 2018

James Hetfield

1. A table
2. Vocalist and rythm guitar player for Metallica
3. God

Likes the word 'yeah'

- "Woah! Nice table!"
- "Thanks, but it's actually James Hetfield from Metallica"

by LarsUlrichsHairline November 15, 2016

Dirty james

Somone who will quite literally do anything if they are drunk enough,
Nudes, sex, blow jobs, flashing, breaking and entering, Anything.

Harry:Did you hear that they drank somones vomit, what a dirty james

Bob: who are you and why are you in my house

by 19dollarfortnitecard November 8, 2021