Skip to main content

Indian traffic jam

When 2 or more drivers from India drive right next to each other preventing faster traffic from passing, causing a traffic jam because of their inconsiderateness.
"I would have gotten there on time because there wasn't much traffic, but I got caught in an Indian traffic jam!
by delfuego November 4, 2013
mugGet the Indian traffic jammug.

i met the indian

to have sex after a long period of drought
by Norman Noble February 8, 2015
mugGet the i met the indianmug.

Indian washer fluid

To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.
“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”

“How’d you do it?”

“I used some Indian washer fluid.”

“Haven’t heard of it.”

“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”

*cleans windshield*

“Oh.”
mugGet the Indian washer fluidmug.

Indian alarm clock

is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.
I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.
by anonymous November 30, 2022
mugGet the Indian alarm clockmug.

Indian Shaft Burn

When she rubs it back and forth so hard it turns red and the skin starts peeling.
“She gave me an Indian shaft burn last week, and I still can’t walk straight!”
by Swithy August 21, 2023
mugGet the Indian Shaft Burnmug.

Indian Waffle Maker

When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.
"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"

"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."
by KennyOSkura May 10, 2016
mugGet the Indian Waffle Makermug.

indian stick game

A game where you torture a person who doesn't know how to play by throwing a stick and making them guess a number either a they'll figure it out or b they'll think it has something to do with the stick itself.
Person 1 hey let's play the Indian stick game
Person 2 No I've had enough of that game
by Memelord94976574894 September 10, 2018
mugGet the indian stick gamemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email