Mud-sweeper

A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe

Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"

Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"

by becauseimapotato May 21, 2016

Spray on mud

Some form of dirt or mud put on an off-road vehicle to imply that it actually was used off-road.

Tommy used spray on mud on his Subaru before the car meet.

by Matt FR January 29, 2018

mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017

Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020

Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything.

Edison is such a shit in the mud.

by K.L.A October 30, 2020

mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.

After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.

by Struggling scartist January 22, 2021

Mud Moling

Going Mud Moling means performing anal. To Mud Mole is to insert oneself inside the anus of a coworker or dear friend or mistress. A mud mole could be the aftermath of your penis after going mud moling. Mud moling should be an Olympic sport.

"Bro I mud moled your sister last night. It was all her idea to go mud moling. Turns out it wasn't her first time."

Drake the Snake

by Natef Warrior January 25, 2021