Snack Jam

Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.

Roommate 1: Bro, were out of chip clips.

Roommate 2: God damn it Carl just snack jam it.

by loloctopus February 14, 2013

jam-shocked

to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely

I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.

by Britta Daudert September 27, 2007

Freeway Jams

the act of receiving a blowjob while driving on the freeway.

Dude1: Man I passed you on the freeway and you were swerving all over the road..

Dude2: Yeah, my girl was giving me Freeway Jams hard to concentrate with her head in my lap.

Dude1: That explains it!

by plummajoe May 25, 2012

Drop the Jam

Similar to the meaning "Spill the tea". Drop the jam is the action of dropping a gossip bomb.

Hey Lauren, i heard you got with Jake last night, Drop the Jam!

by Luckyexpress November 26, 2020

wam jam

when you shove something together and in a very shitty and non-professional way.

Can't put this computer code to work nicely. I will need to wam jam it to get it to work.

by Wubert Ballin November 25, 2017

Jam Candle

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".

Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.

by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010

fender jam

In winter, that brown and off-white amalgam of snow, ice, salt, sand, and other assorted debris that collects in the wheel wells and/or under the fenders of any vehicle that is so equipped. See also toe jam.

Before leaving, warm up the car and clean out the fender jam.

by Hendy June 25, 2004