Ite

Ite is just a normal calm guy he actualy doesnt talk much unless spoken to or he is with his close friends and shi he might be shy but deep down there he has such massive wood and jst needs head from a sexy girl and really wants to give backshots... so if ur downn he's downn

Ite is a calm guy and he just wants head so please give him head.

by ITE March 2, 2025

its going to be a real gas

its going to be a real gas meaning its going to be a lot of fun

hey dude lets play chicken with a semi truck driver

man playing chicken ith a semi truck driver its going to be a real gas

by bluebear March 7, 2025

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.

ok wait WHAT

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

of its time

Appropriate for its time.

Some reruns of television programmes with old-fashioned humour may come with a warning that it’s “of its time” as to not upset the current viewing audience.

by AwesomeGuy898 March 23, 2025

its so preppy in here

Term to call somewhere/something unsatisfying to look at normally used in social media

“This room is infested with mold”
“Wow its so preppy in here”

by Kpzgy June 7, 2024

Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024