waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form
When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
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Logan wood

a remarkable very large tree. he used his fingers like a majestic wizard on his bass. fav hobbies: smoking weed and playing with tiddes.

pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth
yo bro you seen that tall ass tree Logan wood?
by Babash00keth December 30, 2019
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flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".
Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.
by Michael Holer March 19, 2019
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Willow wood

A woody, AKA boner, that is not fully developed.
Slightly drooped.
guy1:man this chick is HOT.
guy2:eh i only have a willow wood from this.
guy1"WTF how?! she is a big bootie bitch!
guy2:what ever/
by cckblck August 28, 2010
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Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice
That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.
by Eye Glass Pimp August 24, 2015
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knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 27, 2023
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