manufactured wood

The cheap materials you see in furniture from walmart. Aka plywood, particle board, cardboard, if you paid $800 for a kitchen pantry which came packed in a box from wayfair, you paid far too much.

Handyman: "Ma'am I'm sorry your furniture fell apart as I was assembling it but what do you expect? It's not made of solid wood, it's manufactured wood."

by Lonesentry November 7, 2018

night wood

morning wood...but it’s at night.

Samantha: *enters the room*

Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood

by diabettt April 27, 2021

wood pewee

a bird in north america

wood pewee is a funny word

by xxrainbowchicxx21 April 14, 2011

Power Wood

When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation

Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 4, 2016

sean woods

he doesn't exist

sean woods doesn't exist

by geometry keith from fnf May 2, 2022

Ben woods

Is a guy who gives grad to the Neighbor hood and even to his dog mutley who he f**ks every night like a ritual

“He’s such a ben woods”

by Benjamin woods January 5, 2022

V-wood

Vagina Wood. The female equivalent of "schwing" or getting a boner.

Girl 1: "Dang, look at that dude!"
Girl2: "V-WOOD!!!"

by Meggy G... May 10, 2018