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Sky Voodoo

Sky Voodoo is the contemporary practice of combining astrology with magic or complementary divinatory practices including Tarot, I Ching, Numerology, intuition, clairvoyance, channelling, and spirit/angel guides.

The popularity of Sky Voodoo has grown in conjunction with the resurgence in popularity of ‘traditional astrology’ since the early 1990s.
I'm terrible with guys and so I went and saw my tarot-astrologer friend who confirmed with Sky Voodoo and the Jack of Clubs and Tower reversed that my boyfriend is a loser.

He gave me a Mars talisman to wear on dates as apparently I'll be single again soon FML.
by Bad Rabbit August 13, 2021
mugGet the Sky Voodoomug.

Sky's Rim

The rim of the famous Legaue of Legend YouTuber " Sky Willams ". He is the gayest nigga you can find out there. The legend says, once, a barbare named Olaf went to America and found him being fucked by his fans. Olaf went into a rage at this sight and killed every single Sky's fans. Sky was terrified. Olaf was going to murder him, to butcher him. He tried to run away but slipt on his pants. His privates were exposed to everyone, was it his fate to die like this ? The impact was comming. He prayed one last time God, but even God couldn't help him against Olaf. Olaf was comming. Sky accepted his fate. And then... He felt a tongue plundging into his brown ass. It destroyed every single cubic centimeters of his ass. Sky's rim was conquered by Olaf. Olaf felt a blessing reaching him. As the gates of Valhalla opened, as he was going to another plan, he spoke his last words...

" SKY'S RIM BELONG TO THE NORDS !!! "

And that's how he became the legend we know... Since then Sky's rim became a safe haven for every Nords. It was already a safe haven for a lot of people but the Nords are not common people. They can dig into mountains with their dicks, they fought the dragons and they have the Techno Viking.
" I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took A FUCKING AXE TO THE KNEE ! "

-Sky's Rim fan while the Ragnarok was comming on him.
by Xxorrit February 9, 2017
mugGet the Sky's Rimmug.

Sky

An outstanding female who overcomes her problems by sleeping and listening to music.
Sky went to sleep after walking around all day with the fatest ass and wettest -
by Sky the greatest April 18, 2022
mugGet the Skymug.

valley in the sky

Absolutely BANGER band. Like if Panic! At The Disco and Set It Off kissed and gave birth to some fucked up hybrid.
"I loved that part in The Starchaser by Valley In The Sky when they said "it's starchasin' time" and starchased all over the place"
by ImGay1792 March 20, 2024
mugGet the valley in the skymug.

Hoe in the Sky

A person who is bad at a sport according to the person whom’st is saying the phrase
by Bradinthesky February 15, 2018
mugGet the Hoe in the Skymug.

The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.
Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.
by Bagelman5440 April 8, 2024
mugGet the The Sky Ponymug.

sky

the thing above your head maybe if you went outside more times you'd notice
by ARoundBox December 13, 2021
mugGet the skymug.

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