Field Hockey

Field Hockey is the worst sport ever. You hit a lacrosse ball with some sticks that look like penises or cherry pipes. It is a direct rip off of hockey. I would rather watch WNBA than field hockey. I have more fun playing floor hockey in P.E. than thinking about floor hockey.

*having sex*
Normal person- Hay babe tell me more about yourself
Girl- Well I play field hockey
*Man pulls out and walks down the street to the bridge naked, then shoots himself in the head and falls in the water for having sex with a field hockey chick*

by Breezy@Blacjac May 31, 2019

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hochie pode

-word used to to show displeasure,anger,willingness,disagreement,or emphasis
-usually used when no other words come to mind as a substitute.

-Hochie pode thats a great idea.
-With that stupid idea, I mean hochie pode, we'll never save Mt. Heeno Beeno.

by zac h April 4, 2005

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Hockey Stick Gift

A Hockey Stick Gift is a gift given another that is really a present that the giver wants for him/herself.... typically given to another family member. Not unlike a "Chipmunck Gift," but one that is really coveted by the giver.

"Bobby gave Mom a Hockey Stick Gift for the holidays.... he gave her that train set he's been wanting all year..."

by puttycake December 17, 2009

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hocking a lubey

The act of shitting out lube after anal sex

After a wild round of fudge-pounding, Angela proclaimed, "I'll be in the bathroom, hocking a lubey."

by _____cadet January 28, 2014

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hocus pocus

Stress weed bullshit.

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.

by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016

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