When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.
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Get the Human Straw mug.When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
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