German Shower

When someone farts into the intake of a CPAP machine while it's user is sleeping. There's no escape.

Similar to a Dutch Oven, but the victims of a German Shower can only be on CPAP.

by leatherneck May 31, 2012

german shiza porn

A type of porn found in germany in which the man lies underneith the womans asshole, and sucks out a nice steamy fart. The idea of sucking out a fart seems gross and uncivilized but in reality adam and eve often got bored with regular sex so they got interesting ideas with this love nugget.

Bob: Wow man, I was fucking Tracy last night and she asked if I would perform German Shiza Porn on her, and I said yes and it was amazing!
Tom: Dude its taken me years to even drink chelseas piss...

by Jason Dhillon April 29, 2008

German

A word Justin Bieber does not know

True or false: 'Bieber' is German for basketball

by Azzman11 May 5, 2010

German firelog

The burning sensation in the ass crack during or after the process of taking a shit

taylor had a german firelog after eating large amounts of dried raisins.

by nick benda August 23, 2007

German Shepard

The person you play around with at work or school who is NOT your significant other.

I don't care what or who you do in your spare time... I don't care if its a German Shepard...just don't come to work/class all bit up...

That guy Alec... he's my german shepard.

by Cyrano De Bergerac III February 4, 2010

Going German

In dating, where somebody suggests "Going Dutch" when their side of the bill is much higher than their dates.

“She suggested that we go Dutch and I only had the salad! Lost $20 for food I didn’t even eat! I’m never Going German again!”

by TheLonelyVirgin November 10, 2010

German Lopez

A gracious man with amazing, Messiah-like powers. He shows us all his Godly powers through his great efforts to help humanity.

German is the Jesus of our Age!

by GLopez12 March 9, 2004