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Furry Wizard

This is the act of growing ones beard out to an unusually long length, like that of a wizards, then using spermicidal lube to stiffen the beard. After it dries, you then use the now hardened beard to perform the act of anal sex with your partner.
I performed the act of the Furry Wizard and it was undoubtedly the best experience i have ever had.
by Furry Wizard July 5, 2008
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Furry Murray

When your beard hair is touching a girls face when you kiss.
* Guys Leans in for a Kiss *

" No, get your Furry Murray out of here , shave it first"
by dingdong12334556 December 16, 2011
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Furry Hater

Someone who hates furries, and bullies them.

Most furry haters bully furries on the Internet.

Most places where furry haters are:

Tiktok
Twitter
Facebook
YouTube
Instagram

Basically, any social media platform.

Why do people hate furries? Well, mostly because some of them believe all furries have sex in their Fursuit. But, there are innocent furries out there aswell.
Furry hater: Ew, a furry? Gross!
Furry: we're just doing what we enjoy. Leave us alone.

Furry hater: go kill yourself, nobody likes furries.
Furry: tell that to the 100 million people who ARE furries.
by GothEmoji April 18, 2020
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furry goblet

The furry goblet is another name for the vagina or front bottom or even cunt. It would normally be used in the context of someone who drinks from the furry goblet, normally a lesbian.
Tonight darling, I would like to drink from your furry goblet. OR I bet she drinks from the furry goblet!
by Julian Patrick May 7, 2008
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GitHub Furries

A GitHub user with a furry profile picture, typically a member of the LBGTQ+ community, also typically a Reddit mod and/or Discord user, who may also be very politically correct and/or well versed in "woke" ideology.
Boomer: All those darn GitHub furries turning people gay.
GitHub furry: UwU femboy nya~
by Vivaticas March 27, 2022
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furry dick

When you bust your load in your drawers and the fluff sticks to your cock.
Man I had the hottest dream last night, I woke up with furry dick
by TheKnowitall August 21, 2014
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Furry checkbook

Another name for a pussy, moot, vagina, vertical smile and so on. Rather than the act.
Show us your furry checkbook (or furry cheque book in oz).
by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009
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