Fuck

The middle finger.

**Sticks up middle finger** ''Fuck off''

by Summfinkk February 15, 2009

Fucking fucked mate

This Is when you are so fucked, so wonky you don’t realise who you are anymore, that you become fucking fucked mate.

I’ve been on the sesh for 3 days straight and I’m fucking fucked mate

by Ryan7226 February 2, 2018

what the fucking fuck

Exclamatory phrase used when you don't know what the world is coming to.

What the fucking fuck! A headline read "Two Children Found in a Detroit Freezer" this morning. Ugh! people these days.

by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

The mating call of the rare fuckus bird.

There it is!

by Zach G. January 14, 2004

fucked

Any job where everyone sits on there ass and you do all the work and always get the shaft

If I wanted to be fucked at my job I would just be a hooker

by you got me fucked up July 27, 2011

Fuck

To fuck is when a man and a women get it on. It's also when a man injects his Penis into a women's Vagina. That's how one makes babies.

Jack: Hey babe. I want to fuck you so hard
Noel: I want to lick your dick and give you a blowjob
Jack: Give it to me sexy motherfucker

by Lilylovesflowers April 20, 2015

Fucking

Fucking: Inverting phrases and sentences for the purpose of playing on them, and not actually meaning anything by it. This can be done to troll, demonstrate linguistic prowess, or just to piss off people who don't understand the joys of wordplay.

Kanye: What? Sorry.

Kamilah: Sorry. What?

Kanye: Yeah, what did you say?

Kamilah: Say, what? Did you?

Kanye: Wait. WHAT? What are you doing?

Kamilah: Oh, I'm just fucking!

by Gibbon Shit February 10, 2017