friend-in-law

For your spouse's friends who are not quite your friends yet.

I have plans to spend the weekend with some friend-in-laws.

by bluehills October 18, 2017

Friend collector

The art of collecting friends on your blogging site with no intention of ever viewing there pages.

Man, She has over 200 friends on her list! She is DEFINITELY a FRIEND COLLECTOR!

by SnowBunzzz March 28, 2007

Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.

Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral.

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

Friend-a-fit

It means having "friends with benefits" such as you can have sex, kiss, hold hands, cuddle and do things that couples do in relationships but you have no emotional attachments. You don't have to care about their feelings being hurt when you are with another person.

Ty: Damn, Tyler and Lianna look like they are together by always holding hands and having sex
Tony: NO, they are just Friend-a-fits.

by Tiffany L. February 28, 2008

friend-surfing

Surfing your friend's friend lists on Facebook to 'pick up friends'

He is such a loser in the real social world, but has the longest friends list on facebook thanks to 'friend-surfing' - mostly with fake pictures of himself.

by Anant Deboor December 9, 2008

Friend plus plus

Friends with extra sex but no extra relationship. Friends with benefits. AKA Friends ++ taken from C ++ a computer programming language.

Dude A: Hey I am going to the party tonight in Madame's Organ (Adam's Morgan).
Dude B: Cool, I am going too and with my friend, Reba.
Dude A: Awesome, more women for me!
Dude B: OK... *eye roll* she is still just a friend plus plus. I can do whatever I want. Good luck.

by DINHzel November 9, 2014

friend zone

Formerly a way for a nice guy to express frustration that a female friend of his was always telling him she needed to be with a guy like him in between dating guys who treated her like crap. Now a reason for misandrist feminists to play the victim card and write shrill screeds about how the concept of the friend zone is "sexist" and claim that the men think being nice to a woman obligates her to have sex with them. The feminists ignore the probability that the men actually want relationships with the women and the women really are just shallow and attracted to "bad boys" who really do treat them like crap.

"That guy complains about how so many girls like abusive jerks while the friend zone nice guys like him. I don't know anything about the particulars of his situation, but still I'm 100% certain that just means he is a wimp who expects girls to have sex with him for being nice to them. "

by Pikefrench April 23, 2015