2 minutes

Two minutes of silence

Just lasted 2 minutes boys

by Oliver Bootle March 31, 2020

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In 5 minutes

The biggest lie that we have been told by our friends

"¿When are you gonna be ready?"
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
*4 hours later*
"Hey im ready now"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022

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Up through 9-years-old when I pulled down my pants, my Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear was always still on, due to it took minutes to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.

by FrroRdn June 7, 2024

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Dealers Minute

A longer time than was promised, and in some cases never showing up.

*Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.

Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.

by AssBlaster805 February 4, 2022

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The Ricky Minute

When a Man (Preferrably named Ricky or Richard) is cumming in under 60 seconds or 1 minute.

Anthony: How was the party last night?
James: Pretty Shit. I was down on a girl and hit the Ricky Minute

by Fusionflare January 18, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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Eldi minute

an eldi minute is similar to a normal minute however it is 413 times longer, so an eldi minute is approximately 24780 seconds or almost 7 hours (413 minutes)

e. g "yo bro ill be on in a minute"

" do you mean a normal minute or an eldi minute"

"buddy."

by TsPmoMachineFromSYBAU August 1, 2025

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