fair connection

The hiring process which certain people have to obtain employment at certain agencies. This connection is usually to management or board members who want to hire their friends instead of promoting their current employees that are over qualified and well-deserved.

Once again the new hire has a "fair connection", thusly they got the open position. FUCKING SUCKS!!!

by Tara April 21, 2005

fair throttled

if one is fair throttled, they are heavily under the influence of numerous

X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!

by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006

fair tool

a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest

Jayden is a fair tool sir

by Mikki93 February 4, 2008

Fairdarity

Proper following of the rules; even distribution; equal payout

"I did all of the work yet she received the same grade. Where is the fairdarity in that?!?" exclaimed Liz.

by sellers84 August 4, 2008

Failevator

1. An elevator that fails, either by incorrect markings and symbols, or by being to damn slow.

We took a long ass ride in the failevator.

by thisbemypseudonym March 14, 2009

faircation

Etymology: blend of fair and vacation
a vacation spent at the county fair

We are going to have a World of Fun at the El Dorado County Faircation.

by suz56 February 15, 2010

failemando

a way of explaining how someone fails. created by a blonde.

"hey Paul i got my cock stuck in a blender"

"Failemando!!"

by padrick the third April 14, 2010