Diego is the prettiest person on the friend group. Intelligent, nice and he got all the hoes on their knees. He is the best student on English class.
by DADDYGOAT January 22, 2021

E e e e e e e e e e we e e e e e. E e e e e e e e e e e
Diego is E.
by Hkamqkd iz wwwweee January 18, 2021

A very nice and chill motherfucker who’s always there for you. But the bitch will not put up with shit he can’t handle. If something goes wrong then fuck, his whole day and mood is ruin. He’s very humble but he’ll still your girl. He’s probably a typical Mexican cholo or ranch type of dude.
“Hey Diego, you wanna go down town? For a joint or sum thing?”
“Nah man i don’t do that, let’s go to your house and goof off”
“Nah man i don’t do that, let’s go to your house and goof off”
by That one crackhead in town July 5, 2019

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012

Little but good fighter dick, Diego is a fucking machine every woman need in her life. Don't joke with Diego if you don't want problems. His body sculpted by gods will make you want it over all other things.
El Diego is all you need in your life, don't let him go.
El Diego is all you need in your life, don't let him go.
Don't mess with Diego.
by Robert5i8097 November 22, 2021
