National Tell Your Crush Day

A made up holiday, no one can seem to agree on the actual day. Look up any day of the year, and chances are a dumb nigga thinks it's national tell your crush day. Just tell them already, life is short.

No one knows when "national tell your crush day" really is, just tell them already!

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 30, 2019

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National Car Door Day

A day to celebrate working car doors, especially 2002 Toyota Camry front passenger doors and also they need to be silver or don’t even celebrate- yeah you guy with wrong color car, don’t even try

It is celebrated every year on October 17th

Happy national car door day!

by JCTheRappinKing October 17, 2020

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National Bully Error Day

Tired of having 'Error' talking in your discord server? Tired of seeing an 'Error' in your discord server? September 20th is where you can bully Error. Fuck error am i right? You can bully error in this day. Send them this definition if they don't know why you're bullying them.

Error: Hi
You: Fuck you cunt
Error: Why?
You: It's National Bully Error Day

by LilGremlinWayne January 3, 2021

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Milk A Milf Day

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.

Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.

by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021

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Ask a stranger out day

Ask anyone u dont know on a date....
Let's just hope it's not a kidnapper 😈

Him1: today is ask a stranger out day

Him2: rly , imma ask that girl in the black car out

Him1: just hope she doesn't have a bf
Him2: orrrr a kidnapper

Him1: yh!

by LovelyMimi.onlyone_toolongname July 30, 2022

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