Creammaculate

The act of an immaculate blow job after busting in her mouth she swallows all of the cum and proceeds to suck the rest of the residual cum of the dick. Therefore allowing the guy to finish up right on the spot, place his dick back in his pants and not stain anything.

I was getting a bj yesterday from this street corner slut and let me say, it was creammaculate. I was able to put my dick right back into my pants when she was done.

by bustylarry December 1, 2010

creamcatcher

One who grows facial hair intended as a receptacle for ejaculatory fluids

Dude, did you see the beard on that Swede? Total creamcatcher.

by boap September 19, 2012

cream supreme

When a penis is entered into a vagina and the man jizzes into the woman never stopping and endless thrusting until The one and only G.O.A.T Tony Danza walks into the room and incorporates a three-some of all sexual tricks.

Cameron Mayberry Carpenter is going to receive a cream supreme tonight.

by JuicyCheeks123 March 8, 2016

cream knot

Dried up post-ejaculatory semen at the tip of the penis. (Think: Leaving an Elmers Glue bottle open after use. It dries up and clogs the hole)
Urinate after sex so that these do not form.

Ew, I sucked Steves pee stick last night and a cream knot hit the back of my throat when he popped. It was chunky

I went to pee this morning but had to pick the cream knot from last night.

by Emefer March 28, 2020

creaming your jeans

When someone gets overly excited about complete bullshit for absolutely no reason

Donald stop creaming your jeans it’s just a video game

by Spenny69420 September 1, 2020

cream pie

where a man comes inside a man or woman without a condom. often people with breeding kinks like to cream pie/ get cream pied. getting a cream pie feels really good

bro 1: dude i cream pied stacy last night
bro 2: sick was it good
bro 1: you have no idea dude she was so tight and when i creampied in her she loosened a little just how i like it
bro 2: ... so you wanna threesome anytime soon?
bro 1: sure dude stacy's too good not to share

by bighugemassivejuicywobblytits April 8, 2021

Yeast Cream

Insult of 2008. Modern answer to the overused douchebag. Also commonly spelled yeast creme.

"Dude, why are you being such a Yeast Cream?"

"You're as nasty as Yeast Cream on toast."

by Kiddyphenil06 October 12, 2008