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Va-coochie

The source of all emotionally-charged complaining, ranting and raving.
You need to calm your va-coochie down? Stop complaining so damned much and just relax!
by LT80 March 16, 2023
mugGet the Va-coochiemug.

Smoked Coochie

When you vape and blow every last bit of the puff into a girls coochie. It only works when the male and female feel a sense of pleasure and is so powerful, the bitch needs to take a pregnancy test ASAP.
"Whatd you have for dinner?"
"Smoked coochie."
"Was it good?"
"Hell yeah!"
by The Big Thicc September 11, 2019
mugGet the Smoked Coochiemug.

Coochie hugger

hey you know Carrie?
Yea man shes a coochie hugger
by cobrastyle11 April 14, 2009
mugGet the Coochie huggermug.

Coochie man

"Coochie Man" also knows as Sam, is a girl who steals your coochie and chants "poosie tight poosie clean poosie fresh" in cursive.
"Have you head of coochie man?"
"The one who stayed on a zoom call with Dallas (mum remix) till 4am?"
by Meowlollol May 1, 2022
mugGet the Coochie manmug.

Coochie

God upwardly slice in the womans croch and BOOM Coochie.
God: imma just cut a woman real quick, a damn, OH SHIT A KID CAME OUT
narrator: and thats how jesus was made.
a coochie is a slit where peepee go in and kid come out, sometimes liquid comes out.
by alexthechoochieslayer69 February 12, 2022
mugGet the Coochiemug.

coochie smear

A coochie smear is, in loose terms, a smeared gastropod. The name is most often applied to land coochie smears, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. However, the common name coochie smear is also used for most of the members of the molluscan class Gastropoda that have a coiled smear that is large enough for the animal to retract completely into. When the word "coochie smear" is used in this most general sense, it includes not just land coochie smear but also numerous species of sea coochie smears and freshwater coochie smears. Gastropods that naturally lack a smear, or have only an internal smear, are mostly called coochie SHmears, and land coochie smears that have only a very small smear are often called semi-coochie smear.
get that coochie smear, get that coochie bread, then leave. PEACE OUT.
by coochie_smear_squad August 17, 2020
mugGet the coochie smearmug.

Coochie Crumbs

Coochie Crumbs in a maid outfit for the ping pong table with green green orange green green brown green green orange green green brown green orange brown orange orange juice 🥤 brown green green brown
Anyone’s Favorite Color Is Coochie Crumbs?”
by pussy chips January 31, 2021
mugGet the Coochie Crumbsmug.

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