the main character of Carl Squared.
A Canadian 14 year old boy who accidentally cloned himself by sending a strand of his hair off to a service he found over the Internet.
A Canadian 14 year old boy who accidentally cloned himself by sending a strand of his hair off to a service he found over the Internet.
by anonymous200020 September 16, 2022
Get the Carl Crashmanmug. Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.
Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023
Get the Carl-Emilmug. The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
by David6882 November 27, 2018
Get the Pissy pants Carlmug. A short wimp who doesn't get Amy Pussys at all.
He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps
He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps
by TheCrazyGaySwede December 12, 2016
Get the carl alvessonmug. 
by carl bir September 1, 2017
Get the carlmug. A member of the Hard ₵arls, the most elite crew of shuffle dancers. At Christmas, they're also known as the ₵hristmas ₵arls.
I saw the Hard Carls last night - them boys really know how to shuffle! Them Hard Carl boys really know how to shuffle!
by ₵arl October 16, 2021
Get the Hard Carlmug.