Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it

Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl

by David6882 November 27, 2018

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Carl

Carl is cute but stupid person because he's too naive in feelings. My advice is do not take the first move because he will surely ignore you.

You: Hi, how's your day?

Carl: ignores*

by mrphsa October 21, 2021

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the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he over - worries about hurting other people even when he might be hurting himself. he thinks lowly of himself and never speaks highly of himself unironically. he's got shark - like eyes and they look even more sharkier without his glasses. and somehow even when he gets a bad haircut i fail to fall out of love. carl will pick up on your interests and turn it into and "us" thing. he will notice your favorite song and listen to it on repeat. when you make him a playlist it's all he'll ever listen to again. if you give him a bracelet he'll always wear and fiddle with it when he's bored.

basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.

Carl is the sweetest boy ever

by the silliest girl October 16, 2023

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Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020

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