International Cannon Day

A day (usually) celebrated on March 1st. A day to celebrate.

1: "It's International Cannon Day!"

2: "Oh, yeah! Let's celebrate cannons!"

by Ya Boi Unkown March 01, 2019

muff cannon

When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon

When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya

by Muffcannon March 30, 2017

Vanilla cannon

When a man whips out his penis in public and sprays his sperm on random old ladies or lady

I heard he vanilla cannoned his own grandma

by Bannanamitchandzand May 24, 2016

ducc cannon

A cannon that shoots ducks. What the fuck were you expecting.

Damn I hope nobody shoots me with that goddamn ducc cannon

by Kikotexan May 19, 2021

bullet cannon

Bullet cannon is what a toilet sees after you scoff down too many pigs n blankets and sweaty chicken legs on Christmas Day.

Joel pulls down his white Calvin klein boccys in the staff toilets and shreds his bullet cannon at maximum velocity, a staff member catches this and shouts ewwwwww stenchy bullet cannon, Joel u are a dirty tramp!!!

by Banging and hanging December 11, 2024

silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

Aids Cannon

Noun - Refers to any firearms in the AK-47 family of rifles. This term was coined by the infamous Dan_TSX of AR15.com.

I just sold my dildo to fund a new underfolder aids cannon.

by yeags December 19, 2014