butt ton

a fucking lot.
a shit ton.
a great amount.

Nike didn't give John Ross an island, but I'm sure they gave him a butt ton of cash.

by b&byc&kes March 4, 2017

dish butt

a butt sooooo flat that theres no difference between legs ass and back

jordan’s mom jeans give her a dish butt

by jordyn wordyn December 11, 2018

Butt Muzzle

Farting into your hand to cover the sound

"Peter pulled his hand, shoved it up his ass, parp, success the sound was killed. But my hand stinks now! the Butt Muzzle worked"

by Drip bwoii February 8, 2010

butt boxing

When you and your partner fist each other's asshole

Samantha and I had a great butt boxing session last night

by Yuumuuuuu February 10, 2014

butt scared

Scared so bad your butt clenches

An old dude jump out of the bushes and butt scared me.

by Taldoc3 January 26, 2014

butt frigid

Not accepting anal; being rigidly conventional; tense in an over controlled way

1. Frank stop being so butt frigid, just come to the strip club.

2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.

by Billy Thornton December 18, 2018

Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011