Tay Poe: Ian get paid this week, I get paid next week.
Me: Don’t walmart employees get paid every two weeks.
Tay poe: yea
Me: so you lied about getting paid last week?
Tay Poe: naw Ian get paid
Me: so walmart holding yo check specifically for three weeks
ME: you so surrounded by BULLSHIT
Me: Don’t walmart employees get paid every two weeks.
Tay poe: yea
Me: so you lied about getting paid last week?
Tay Poe: naw Ian get paid
Me: so walmart holding yo check specifically for three weeks
ME: you so surrounded by BULLSHIT
by cityyyyprincesss May 15, 2025
Get the Bullshitmug. When someone tries to tell you something that you know is not the truth, it is an "alarm" that goes off in your head telling you not to fall for the lie.
I was at the dentist's office and they were selling me something at a high cost that I did not need. My bullshit alarm went off that day, and I got red-faced with extreme anger!
by Julius Wrightmoore June 4, 2021
Get the bullshit alarmmug. 
Get the Bullshitmug. Total Bullshit
If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
Get the Total Bullshitmug. It's really nice to know that our backwater military supports us! They just gave us untactical bullshit that will not only blow up the entire area, it'll kill us as well! Atleast we won the round though!
by Shadow6548 October 8, 2011
Get the Untactical Bullshitmug. "Imma pull up at yo crib tomorrow."
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."
Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.
My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."
Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.
My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.
by Adam buckley December 20, 2023
Get the Pull bullshitmug. The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.
*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."
by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019
Get the white bullshitmug.