Brian

The meanest guy I've ever met... but i would make out with him on the daily if i could.

"I fucking hate you Brian." - says the person that probably thinks about them every night

by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots June 8, 2024

Brian

There's a good chance your name is actually Ryan.

Person 1: My name is Ryan.
Person 2: Did you say Brian?

by CancerousWeeaboo March 16, 2018

brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

brian quick

Horrible wr that gets drafted to high and seems to always be on the field but never in a play

Look the Rams drafted another Brian quick
Shit

by Ramadan April 19, 2016

the brian monster

A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend

Paul is the Brian monster

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

Brians

1. Over sized phalanges, provoking the movement of joysticks on a play station 4 control.

2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.

Bro why do you suck so bad at madden?

Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.

by Maddens Life December 6, 2017

Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023