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Blonde

Blonde is a Frank Ocean album.
Person 1: Did you listen to Blond yesterday? Person 2: Its called blonde not blond
by frankoceanaddicted August 10, 2024
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The Blonde Paradox

Y/n: That makes no sense!
Y/n2: she’s experiencing the Blonde paradox
by Evanafex January 31, 2023
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Basic blonde hoe

Honestly the worst kind of bitch to ever exist. They are disgusting, overly narcissistic, ignorant, selfish pieces of trash who think it’s a flex to have a body count over 20 at the raw age of 17 and those are considered “rookie numbers” they often have an attitude towards everyone who isn’t their dedicated fuckboys or female “besties” and think walking around wearing light Grey and off-white Jordan 1s while slugging around an extra large iced coffee is there way of showing off to their “opposers” who are really just their ex boyfriends from elementary school who still stalk her instagram page daily just to continuously call her a bitch and other obscenities in front of his laptop screen like she can hear him somehow. These girls are usually ugly asf or mid and think they are the hottest creature in gods creation. They are walking stds. They are walking burst condoms. They are the absolute scum of the female race.
I would date anyone right now, but never one of those basic blonde hoes

I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.
by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023
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Blondes

Blondes are not stupid blonde women and men have higher IQ than black,brown,red haired people so blondes are stupid is a myth Ohio state has a study on are blondes stupid
blondes are not stupid
by blondes are not stupid February 4, 2023
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Blonde

fit girls who have white hair
"Hey Tom did you see that fit blonde in drama"
by Uxplosiveboi February 9, 2023
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Blonde people

by Dookienibbles April 29, 2025
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Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!
“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”
by apokalypz May 14, 2025
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