Mucky Blonde

A hair colour. Usually a mix of brunette blonde and gold. Not the type of blonde that is associated with ditziness. They are usually brainier than bleach blondes even though this is not considered a personality trait.

Girl 1: Wow, you aced that test!!
Girl 2: It's coz I'm mucky blonde!!!!

by Muckieblonde6 September 26, 2009

Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

by Koki~kun December 19, 2020

blond bisexual bridesmaid

A prostitute

johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free

by Allastor May 11, 2021

Blonde

fit girls who have white hair

"Hey Tom did you see that fit blonde in drama"

by Uxplosiveboi February 9, 2023

Blonde

People that have little to no intelligance once so ever, they do infact have nice bodys but often act out in bad way.

Blondes, very dumb.

Since he was blonde he was classified as dumb.

by UwU is gay January 6, 2019

rolled in blonde

I made a big stupid newbie mistake

I made such a big mistake it was like I had rolled in blonde.

by blonde southerner March 17, 2009

Blonde bitch

Malina, Malina is a blonde bitch.

"Look! It's the blonde bitch!!"

by Mr.poopyyyyy June 10, 2022