Beer Speed

The speed at which one normally drinks a beer.

Kyle was goin twice his normal beer speed the other day.

by Joe P May 24, 2004

Creamy Beer

A beverage made with love, care and ejaculate. Brewed in Spermington since 1969.

It is made of a male's seminal fluids combined with a hint of urine.

Hey bro, I just made some creamy beer, want a taste.

by Zenithhhs July 31, 2021

beer:45

a time of day, usually in the midst of ones' daily labors, that it becomes apparent that it well past time to no longer be in the midst of ones' daily labors

Is it beer:30 yet?

Dude, it's beer:45!

by honore d. balzac March 27, 2010

Beer batter

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.

"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."

by bluecows February 18, 2009

Beer Karma

The karma of giving and receiving beer among friends and acquaintances.

Free beer comes to those who give beer unto others.

If you don't share your beer when someone else is in need then don't expect any when you're in need.
Also applies to stealing beer; Steal beer then your beer will be stolen.

Jake:"Hey Dude those people just left that beer on the floor, let's steal it"
Kay:"Did you buy that beer? Were you offered that beer? Is it an open bar?"
Jake:"No"

Kay:"Then don’t take the beer! Beer Karma!"

by kayaliciaoriginalterm July 9, 2012

beer coma

the heavy sleep after a night of drinking tons of alcohol where you cant be woken up for anything

i was supposed to meet my buddy this morning for a movie but i was in a beer coma

by angelofsecrets October 18, 2009

Tidey-Beer

The beers you need in your car to get from point A to point B; they are used to tide you over. Usually a light beer, such as, Natural Light, Milwalkees Best, PBR or Stag. They come in handy when you are driving from bar to bar, or when you are traveling to a campsite to go on a float trip, the tidey beer helps you get started and keeps your buzz going strong!

A: "yo, we might need to stop and get a tidey-Beer"
B: "A Tidey-Beer?"
A: "Ya, a beer to tidey me over until we get there"

by sxsymbl May 9, 2011