pwail bandit

the pwail bandit is an unidentified elusive intelligent creature who rips out "its" pwails and spreads them in bathrooms across southern louisiana.... not to be confused with the bathroom bandit who usually smears shit and smegma all over the handles and walls of public bathrooms latest reports of shmearings in monroe,la port aurther,tx lake arthur,la jennings, la lafayette, la so be careful next time you grab the handle in the stall of mcdonalds in jennings louisiana or if your wanting to open the door at the citgo in henderson,la you might get a ass full of pwail if you sit down without checking

MAYNE DEM BOYZ DUN PWAILED UP DAT DADGUM BATROOUM IN DAT DERE THANG UP OVA DARE MAYNE WTF IS WRUNG WIT DEM DARE PPLZ MONEY? DAM MAIS DEY MUSHT BE ON DAT HEROIN OR SMOKING DAT GLASS DICK TEE!!! MAIS IT GOT TO BE DAT PWAIL BANDIT

by P-WHALE BANDIT July 6, 2009

Baddie

A girl that has a fat ass, big boobs and cute

Yoooo that girls a baddie I’m tryna smash

by Smartest one💉 July 27, 2019

Bandize

To play music with friends. To have band practice. To rock out with your mates!

I can't do anything later because I'm bandizing.

Dude, lets bandize this weekend.

Come hear us bandize later.

by Bill McC. January 17, 2006

Sea bandit

One who fish, dump waste, and carry weapons in our seas.

Oh George, you're such a sea bandit.

Only a sea bandit would do something like shitting in the ocean.

by bryangregorski April 1, 2009

Muff Bandit

a person (usually male) who is surrounded by muff, up to his neck in muff, or gets too much muff to handle. but remember there is no such thing as too much muff.

that kid right there is a muff bandit

by rustyhunch April 26, 2010

Shit Bandit

Person or persons that come to your house only for the purpose of using your toilet.

You guys are nothing but a bunch of shit bandits!
That guy is a total shit bandit.

by Wise Words July 16, 2011

chocolate bandit mask

A choclate bandit mask is When a burgler breaks into your house and you overcome him and then fuck him and shit on his eyes and smash it in the form of a mask.

Police Officer: What happend here?
House owner: He broke into my house
Police officer: Then what?
House owner: I overcame him and gave him a chocolate bandit mask
Police officer: Thats hot as fuck
House owner: Do you want a chocolate bandit mask

by CHocolate kingman October 22, 2015