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blakebenning

The act of trying to make your sports teams sound superior to a group of friends whose sports teams have many more Super Bowls, Stanley Cups, World Series and/or NBA Championships than your own team. Blakebenning is developed over the course of a lifetime of rooting for sad, underachieving sports teams.
(1) When the 2020 Buffalo Bills finally won the AFC East, James immediately started blakebenning to his friends who are all Steelers or Patriots fans.

(2) Every time his roommate says “Go Caps!”, Andrew tells him to stop blakebenning and that the Penguins have won 5 Stanley Cups.
by seanybear December 22, 2020
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Blake

Originated in old imperial mo, He is a guy thats willing to stand for lgbtq community and isn't afraid to put his self at the face of the cause. Usually has long hair and is a feminine male. To show its ok to be different. Also is a pc gamer and can usually be found gaming out in parents basement. Also is very professional always seeking knowledge on how to improve his work skills making pizza. Call it thinking outside the box 😆. If you have one of these friends cherish him and hopefully we will see you at a lgbtq rally.
There is no one willing to stand up for lgbtq rights like you. You must be a blake
by Kkbutler December 22, 2020
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Blakesexual

It means you’re in love with Bellamy Blake or Octavia Blake from the series “The 100”.
Lincoln: I think i’m in love with Octavia Blake.
Bellamy: That means you’re Blakesexual
by klaunees January 2, 2021
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Blake

Hot, sexy, bad bitch, strong, charming, funny, gigantic cock, fat ass, beautiful, juicy cock, makes you blush, good at sex.
He makes me wanna moan, he must be blake.
I wanna fuck him.
I need to call him daddy.
We have to get married just so I can move into his house and fuck him more often.
by HotsexyBadbitchwithafatass January 3, 2021
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Blake Berry

"Do you know Blake Berry"
"oh yeah that bad bleep whos better than us?"
"Yeah them."
by blakeuhm January 7, 2021
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Blakē

A delicious mixed drink, usually hotsauce, tequila and some sour spirit that gets you loose and ready for some dicking down
Damm, the Blakē got me ready for some dick.
by OleGord January 12, 2021
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Blake

Blake is more of a perverted guy. He loves VR, favorite subject is math. Funny, sweet, would take a bullet for you. Can be an asshole sometimes, athletic, shy sometimes seems depressed. But if you have a Blake and get to know Blake, you will like him!
Girl: "I got a new boy friend!"
girls friend: "Who?"
Girl: "he's like a Blake!'
Girl friend: "Lucky!"
by Corbiepowers1 January 15, 2021
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