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Beer tourettes

The act of spouting out expletives after the consumption of a few too many beers.

To pepper one's sentences with a few too many effing adjectives.
Person suffering with Beer Tourettes:

"Why the f**k can't I have another f**king beer? It's f**king only just f**king closing time and my f**king taxi isn't f**king here yet."
by kazthepainter June 8, 2009
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beer coma

the heavy sleep after a night of drinking tons of alcohol where you cant be woken up for anything
i was supposed to meet my buddy this morning for a movie but i was in a beer coma
by angelofsecrets October 18, 2009
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tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.
"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"
by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009
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Tidey-Beer

The beers you need in your car to get from point A to point B; they are used to tide you over. Usually a light beer, such as, Natural Light, Milwalkees Best, PBR or Stag. They come in handy when you are driving from bar to bar, or when you are traveling to a campsite to go on a float trip, the tidey beer helps you get started and keeps your buzz going strong!
A: "yo, we might need to stop and get a tidey-Beer"
B: "A Tidey-Beer?"
A: "Ya, a beer to tidey me over until we get there"
by sxsymbl May 9, 2011
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Day Beer

an alcoholic beverage, often brewed from barley and hops, that is consumed by a douchebag during the hours of sunlight.
Douchebag 1: What should be do in Williamsburg today?

Douchebag 2: Let's get a Day Beer.
by oidrtybtrd June 24, 2010
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Pirate Beer

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of rum and cream soda.
Yar, pass me pirate beer over 'ere, i need to warm me blood with a bit of rum 'n cream!
by Palaunhuman May 22, 2011
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Beer batter

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.
"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."
by bluecows February 18, 2009
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