beast master

When you are desprate for sex you can call "beast master" before leaving for the night and you can pick up any ugly chick you want. This trick is only allowed once a month. If you do it more then people just think you have bad taste in women.

"Damn I have to get laid, I call beast master tonight...I'm gunna get some puntang!"

by ho magnet April 26, 2003

Beastle

Someone who does beastiality is a beastle.

Look at that beastle having sex with his dog.

by Stopandread September 24, 2017

BeasttrollMC

An amazing player of the popular rhythm game osu! and Twitch streamer.

BeasttrollMC? Isn't he the guy who FC'd honesty?

by 22ru July 16, 2019

Butt Beast

Wild animal who has a highly tuned sense of smell that is dedicated to the scent of the human butt. The butt beast feeds solely on the human butt, and generally lives alone, but sometimes hunts in packs of 10 to 20 other butt beats. Normally one butt beast can bring down a full grown human, but some humans are just plain fat and this is when the butt beasts will work together.
Butt beasts enter a feeding frenzy when feeding or hunting butt, this is similar to the feeding frenzy that sharks experience.
The only know enemy of the butt beast is an Alicia, the Alicia is a striped animal that also loves human butt. The Alica and the butt beast sometimes have territorial battles to the death.

guy1- "dude did you hear that?"
guy2- "what?"

Guy1- "I heard a fart noise, did you fart?"
Guy2- "no I did not fart"

Guy1- "oh no!"
Guy2- "what?"

Guy1- "run! a butt beast is following us!"

by scuba yetty March 9, 2009

nappy snatch hose beast

An overweight, crooked toothed, hooker with physical features similar to that of a California Condor or average vulture. Species has a distinct odor emitting form the crotch area.
See also Beth Taylor. Can be found in the tropical cliamtes of Wichita Kansas. Proceed with caution

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

mr. beast

a Youtuber who does weird stuff for views

Guy 1: man, did you watch Mr. beast yesterday?
Guy 2: *leaves*

by profesional idiot November 14, 2018

going man beast

Is a term used to describe a teen that didn't just hit puberty, he beat the shit out of it. When a person is called man beast, it is usually because he hit puberty before a lot of other teens.

Person : "Dang dude. You used to be all fat, but now your freakin ripped. Your going man beast! "

by Lalalalala69 February 24, 2014